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Breaking:: NJ is for Gay American Lovers!!

October 25th, 2006 · No Comments

James McGreevy should be pleased.

Via Philly.com, hot off the wire:

New Jersey's Supreme Court has ruled same-sex couples are entitled to the same rights as heterosexuals in New Jersey, but that lawmakers must determine whether the state will honor gay marriage or some other form of civil union.

And the right wing lunatics will promptly rile up the base about men marriaging toaster ovens, which will turn off the independent voters even more.  Which will backfire like Limbaughs attack on Michael J. Fox.  Causing MORE independent voters (than the estimated 2:1) to break for the opposition party.  Maybe they can work this further into helping the terrorists, making the US a socialist state, and the greater war on Christmas…
Those that oppose it are idiots.  The one state who does it will become a gay tourist mecca.
Plus, look at the effects of gay marriage on the economy.  You need batchelor/batchelorette parties, gay bridal showers, gay weddings, gay vacations… Wedding are a $4 BILLION dollar industry.  You've now added millions of people who can get married.  Those gay newlyweds will need to buy gay houses, go to IKEA, decorate, and so on.  And if things don't work out, then there's gay divorce.  It's a win-win all around.

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Tags: Election 2006 · New Jersey · Predictions · Religion · Politics

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