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- Douchebags of the United States, Classified By Region – Douchebags are a lot like herpes: they're everywhere, and they all possess many common traits, but there are also many different strains of douchebag. It's important to be able to distinguish the traits of your region's strain of douchebag so that you have a better idea of what you're dealing with. That's why we've created this helpful guide to Douchebags of the United States.
