Just as in each of the last 5-years, immediately prior to the Anniversary of the 9/11 Attacks, some guy dressed like Osama Bin Laden comes out of the ground. This guy releases more video than Tu-Pac and Biggie combined.
If he sees his shadow, we are guaranteed another Friedman-Unit of War. Pay no attention to the Black-Beard or the suspicious freezes in the video. I also find the video interesting, as the President does, specifically as it so perfectly straddles the Conservative talking points of the day.
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