Another funny joke:
Q: Why won't they let Congressmen check books out of the Library of Congress?
A: Because they are always bending over the pages.
So unless you are in a coma, you know that a Congressman (Mark Foley) from America's Penis, Florida, resigned in disgrace for trying to LOL'r a 17-year old Congressional Page over the internets.
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