Memes


23
Nov 08

Ok, I guess Air Force One as Soul Plane is Okay?

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1
Mar 08

Who knew Optimus was SOOOO smooth?!?

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24
Oct 07

Penn and Teller versus Opinion Polling

There's naughty language here, but as usual, Penn and Teller are correct, and Frank Luntz is an asshole.

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29
Aug 07

Thoughts on Blog Advertising…

A tweet from Colin DeVroe regarding ads on blogs made me pull and paste the following from a business plan I'm working on… 

Akkam’s Razor has been advertisement free for nearly all of its online life.  After a great deal of thought, that will change. 

One of the areas that I struggled with, besides that of my own financial situation, was what effect the presence of advertising would have on my content and my readership.  Would it add or detract from my legitimacy, credibility, and authority?  Would it drive or diminish traffic?  And how well does advertising mesh with my own personal ethics?


10
Aug 07

Stu Bykofsky is RIGHT. But free speech does have consequences in the marketplace?

AND he should be fired for this nonsense :

America's fabric is pulling apart like a cheap sweater.

What would sew us back together?

Another 9/11 attack.

[...]

Is there any doubt they are planning to hit us again?

If it is to be, then let it be. It will take another attack on the homeland to quell the chattering of chipmunks and to restore America's righteous rage and singular purpose to prevail.

The unity brought by such an attack sadly won't last forever.

The first 9/11 proved that. *

E-mail stubyko@phillynews.com or call 215-854-5977. For recent columns:

http://go.philly.com/byko.

This last 6-years has been a slow-motion train wreck.  OBL is still on the loose.  The Anthrax attackers are still on the loose.  We're stuck in a quagmire in a war of choice in Iraq, losing a winnable war in Afghanistan, and then contemplating opening a third front of the Great War on Terror in Iran (and Pakistan).

I'm tired of staring into the abyss.  In addition to the 3000 lives lost on 9/11 and the near 5000 (3600 military deaths, and an estimated 1000 contractor deaths) in Iraq and Afghanistan, we can chalk up threats to free speech, habeas corpus, our own privacy, and any semblance for advocacy for the middle class in Washington.  We are distracted from true threats like class inequality, our aging infrastructure, precarious financial environment, and global warming with bright and shiny objects like Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, and divisive social wedge issues like abortion, gay marriage, and evolution.

Although Bykofsky takes the easy way out and (correctly) states that another 9/11 would finally unite us, he's correct, but I hope he's thinking of the wrong outcome.  He thinks that another 9/11 would would cause us to put aside our partisan differences to get "it" done – I'm assuming by "it" he means the War on Islamofacism.  But there's danger in these thoughts.  With the right proudly proclaiming that we are safer BECAUSE there have been no new attacks, another 9/11 might have the complete opposite consequences – reinforces the disgust and despair many of us are feeling towards our media and political institutions.

The next-9/11 will preceed one of two outcomes – either the police state, or the beginning of the American Renaissance, where we cast of the dead weight and corrupt institutions of the past and become the America we thought, hoped, and dreamed we were.

Should Bykofsky get fired?  Should free speech have consequences?  Vote here


17
Jul 07

Alas, Poor Pageview, we hardly knew ye. (RIP, 1994-2007)

There seemed to be a point at BlogPhiladelphia where everyone seemed to be grasping for what should be the obvious – what is the business model?  How do I make money?  How do I convince my boss that we should be blogging? What is blogging worth?  Typically, the value of a web site was dependent on it's number of PageViews, at least as far as advertising was concerned.  All of that is about to change.

One of the subjects briefly mentioned at this month's BlogPhiladelphia unconference was the death of the PageView (wiki) as the prime page metric for internet sites.  As explained by Mel "Toxic" Taylor, the metric, which is based on the amount of times a page is viewed, is being replaced by another existing metric, the time-spent-on-site, a move initiated by A.C. Nielsen – an Old Media company. This presents a challenge to scores of existing internet properties as well as new opportunities for sites that are still in the planning stages.  Simply put, this recalculation changes everything, and throws the most prominent business model, that of pay-per-click advertising into doubt.  At the same time, the move to mobile platforms, geolocation, the presence of AJAX and client-side refreshes versus server-side reloads, social networking, widgetized (syndicated) content, and the increasing utilization of RSS makes the PageView largely obsolete, as detailed by Evan Williams (aka evhead). For scores more on the topic, see this del.icio.us search for "PageViews".

It's humorous that this conversation occurs as Time Magazine contemplates pulling the plug on "Business 2.0" and as Businessweek showcases the LOLCATS meme (as in ICANHASCHEEZEBURGER), as well as a slideshow on what other bloggers make (which I first saw this morning on Mashable).  As Joe Sweeney joked at BlogPhilly, "What is it with these cats and the internet?"

There will be changes based on this refocus, some bad, some good, with the changes on balance being mostly neutral.  As Jakob Nielsen (no relation, I think) said, bloggers should write articles, not blog posts.  If the goal was to deliver timely and relavent content, to deliver increased page views, than yes, shorter posts would be appropriate.  However, if the goal is to engage the reader and get them to spend more time on your site, spend more money (if you sell goods or services), or to build relationships of trust, then longer articles would be ideal, buttressed by social networks and embedded media.

A renewed focus on writing and editing, a sharpening of writing skills, and the cultivation of an audience have always been the goals of many bloggers.  But now, the business environment has changed, de-emphasizing SEO, ad placement, text ads, pop-ups and -unders, embedded ads and towards the amount of attention someone pays to your site.  A cynic might say that Old Media is trying to drive a stake through the heart of the new media, as the core competencies of blogs, such as external links and blogrolls, will all be disincentives to the generation of revenue.  This may be another artifact of Western Societies post-Enlightenment obsession with Reductionism and Time-Studies, the trying to make Old-World measurements work with New Media properties.

Although this change will most seriously impact the phenomenom-based sites where short bursts of traffic generate the revenue, the big sites have certainly taken notice and are looking at ways to make their sites properties and destinations as opposed to landing pages from search hits. 

For example, Facebook has replaced a 3-page process for befriending with an AJAX process where everything is done sans page reload.

One of the benefactors of the change to time-spent-on-site will be social networking sites like MySpace and Facebook, the resurgence of the internet portal (like Yahoo), and embedded/streaming media portals such as YouTube.  Any sites that are dependent on sticky relationships with viewers are "teh win", including flash games, audio, video, feed readers, and the like.  Site valuations are also very-much in jeopardy – analysts and VCs take the pulse of a site, and assign the valuation based on PageViews…what happens now?  Does the "worth" of the property decline preciptously?  Even Google's own model, the search engine, will be in jeopardy.  Does this maybe even show promise of a revenue model for Second Life and in-game advertising?

For sites still in the planning stages, building-in code, processes, and layouts that maximize time-spent-on-site will be essential.  This might include sidebar territory typically reserved for advertising being repurposed for the highlighting of popular content, recent content, tags, or recent comments, taking advantage of the F-shaped eye-tracking patterns inherent to web usage.  Although a morally gray are, SEO-folk may want to move away from pagination as we know it (with each page view resulting in a higher total view count) towards content being displayed, scrolled, and refreshed inside of an AJAX (or Flash) window.  Any changes that are made need to focus on one thing – the changing of your site from a destination to a property.  It also places a premium on the relationship between writer and reader, creator and consumer, and the connections between the two and the attendant ad hoc networks that can develop based on those interactions.  Once again, the value is in the network.


29
Jun 07

iPhone madness.

No matter what else is going on in the world today, one item is virtually guaranteed to be driving a full 1% of internet traffic today…

The debut of the iPhone. 

It's beautiful, and I love the interface, but I'm not spending $500 for a phone – I prefer my trusty Nokia 3650 and Dell Axim x50v, thankyouverymuch. Besides, I've always thought that the long neglected Pocket PC platform, with a sexier interface, would be a more-than-capable competitor. Hopefully this will encourage developers, manufacturers, and carriers to get serious about the handset experience.  Not only that, but the availability for an "open" phone that allows for outside development (with apps running on the internet via webapp, not "on the phone", a la Facebook's F8, will allow a diverse (and passionate) user base to compensate for any of the iPhone's real or perceived weaknesses. 

While personally I'm a big fan of convergence devices, I'll take a wait-and-see for the second generation as far as the iPhone is concerned.


2
May 07

Let them Eat Cake!

Press play to be in the proper mood…

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Revolt!!  Digg is in open revolt against HD-DVD, the AACS, the DMCA, their terms-of-service, and "the man". At least 50,000 Diggs have been 'dugg' on stories displaying the "outlaw code" which encrypts content on high-capacity HD-DVD disks, the format owned by Toshiba and supported by others, such as Microsoft, Walt Disney, Sony, and Warner Brothers.

Digg originally complied with the (DMCA?) takedown notices, but after strenuous objections from the readership (as well as the revelation that HD-DVD was a prior sponsor of Diggnation), founder Kevin Rose has hoisted the Pirate Flag, pledging "[they'd] rather see Digg go down fighting than bow down to a bigger company. We hear you, and effective immediately we won’t delete stories or comments containing the code and will deal with whatever the consequences might be. If we lose, then what the hell, at least we died trying[.]"


30
Mar 07

What are the odds of getting this from FOIA?

A long time ago, probably as the domestic spying-slash-internet-tapping scandal was breaking, I posted the following search – thinking about what I'd like to see – the Government submitting to the same oversight as us jus' folks.  Imagine if we could see what the Executive Branch was Googling?

Whit House Search

I've long maintained that watching your server logs (incoming, that is) is a great idea.  I've often gotten insight into stories and found out things that I might have not found out through other means.  For example, why was the CIA looking for "No Fly List Spreadsheet xls" (story here), or what is OSIS?  And who is looking for Matt O'Donnell nude (he's a local ABC affiliate news anchor)?  Why were people from the Republican National Committee, such as "Shawn Reinschmiedt",  Googling staff members regarding the "caging list"?  Why was someone from the Pentagon looking for a WaPo story on corrupted-company MZM, connected to the most corrupt Congressman in US history?  Hell, I even had someone ON THE FLOOR OF THE US Senate looking for "Joe Lieberman" (hint, he's standing over there, with the Republicans).

While there has long been a long historical precedent of wrangling over internal emails, from Reagan and Iran-Contra through Clinton to the current day, the webserver logs are far more interesting.  What delicious treasure-troves await us in the White House webserver logs? 


14
Dec 06

John McCain declares War on Bloggers.

Straight Talk Express much, huh?  McCain, no friend to the bloggers, has called for legislation "to protect the kids" from online exploitation, with the added benefit of creating a "chilling effect" on discourse on the blogosphere.

ThinkProgress cites the proposed legislation (PDF) as doing the following:

– Commercial websites and personal blogs “would be required to report illegal images or videos posted by their users or pay fines of up to $300,000.”

– Internet service providers (ISPs) are already required to issue such reports, but under McCain’s legislation, bloggers with comment sections may face “even stiffer penalties” than ISPs.

— Social networking sites will be forced to take “effective measures” — such as deleting user profiles — to remove any website that is “associated” with a sex offender. Sites may include not only Facebook and MySpace, but also Amazon.com, which permits author profiles and personal lists, and blogs like DailyKos, which allows users to sign up for personal diaries.

Digg user Superfluous points to a statement issued by McCain:

"The Stop the Online Exploitation of Our Children Act, which I introduced earlier this month, aims to clarify and strengthen a child pornography reporting requirement that has been a federal law for almost a decade. The legislation sends one very simple and very important message: If you’re aware of child pornography online, you should be obligated to report it to the appropriate authorities.

"Contrary to what has been reported by some news outlets, the reporting requirements in the legislation would apply only to child pornography. In addition, the bill is in no way targeted at the free speech rights of bloggers or anyone else communicating their views on the Internet.

"For example, the speech rights of bloggers and others online would not be impacted because the legislation does not require the monitoring of users or the content of any communication. Nor does it require online service providers to seek out child pornography on their sites. Rather, it requires online service providers to report child pornography when they become aware of it, either through a report from a subscriber or user, or through a discovery of the material by an employee. As a result, the reporting requirement would protect children while not imposing a financial or administrative burden on online service providers.

"I cherish the rights of individuals to speak freely on the Internet. That right and the ability to exercise it is what makes the Internet the critical innovation that it is. This bill doesn’t interfere with that, but is intended only to ensure that online service providers that find child pornography on their networks report those images to the appropriate authorities."

Let's call this exactly as it is…  McCain knows he'll be skewered on all sides by the blogosphere during his probable 2008 Presidential bid, on his "maverick" image, corruption despite an ethical appearance, and his willingness to put partisan politics above personal integrity.

So, what does he do?  Follow the same road as Democrats with gun control, or Republicans with Choice, or more recently Hillary Clinton and Joe Lieberman with video games, and make far reaching legislation, affecting a cherished American value, the freedom of speech, by wrapping it up in "protecting the kids".

Every single politician who cosponsors or votes for this bill, or any bill this gets slipped in goes on the enemies list.  As far as McCain is concerned, he may have cheated death on the Orskinay, and endured a Vietnamese Prisoner of War Camp, but his candidacy will NOT survive this.  If it's one thing that the most bloggers of all political stripes can agree, it's that speech must remain free and NOT be limited.

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