22
Oct 07

100% Real Women

It's only a matter of time before some Puritanical busy-body cries that it's TEHPRON!!11, but The Shape of a Mother (NSFW) is a cool site for Mommies that encourages them to accept their postpartum bodies as both beautiful and powerful (for example, stretch marks become 'tiger stripes'), which I suspect is kind of difficult in an airbrushed magazine cover world.  Just like with the Boobiethon (NSFW) , women being comfortable with and in charge with their own sexuality is much more erotic than anything plastic and silicone-based coming from the world of Hollywood or Porn Valley.

I also suspect that the shape of a father, with beer belly, man-boobs, and receding hairlines would be somewhat less interesting :(  

(Drats, another million-making internets idea down the tubes).


29
Sep 06

A Blogosphere Oddity: Half-Naked Thursday

If you watch the evening news, you'd know people are up in arms about teens and kids sharing too much of their personal lives online, including "suggestive" photos.

But that's not who they should be worried about – It's some of those same teens' parents! 

With this, I bring you the tale of Half-Naked Thursday.

(Note: Not me, not likely, not ever.)

Every Thursday, dozens, if not hundreds of (Google) Blogger users post "Half-Nekkid" photos on their Blogspot-powered blogs. The originator of the meme is some guy named Osbasso. He describes HNT as follows :

In that North American, Puritanical way that most of my readers think, "Nekkid", or its variations, somehow insinuates sex, or its variations. WRONG!! The purpose of "Half-Nekkid Thursday" is not to see sex acts! It is the celebration of exposure. Of your big toe. Of your breastbone. Of your knuckles. Of your uvula. Whatever. Of course, sex acts can qualify, so if you want to post those…..

It's an interesting, tight community, full of closeness & support (a good number of them seem to be recovering substance abuse addicts). Sometimes the photos are sweet and touching, sometimes a little exhibitionistic , and sometimes bordering on (if not all the way) hardcore.

If you wanted to browse some HNT posts, try these searches on Technorati , Bloglines , Blogpulse , and Google Blogsearch .

*Many if not most posts are not safe for work.


05
Apr 06

Celebrity Skin

OK, so these are issues that a guy never has to address.  While skimming through my daily news, I come across this accidental nipslip by a famous actress…

Hillary Swank takes the twins out

Now answer me this … I've gone my entire life waiting for something like this to appear before me, and it's never happened … never got to see some real accidental nudity.  There's no way an actress, being all image conscious, walks out of the house, wearing a sheer shirt, knowing pictures are going to be taken, and forgets to wear a bra.  I said this previously – it's gotta be all about attention, right?  If I wanted someone to pay attention to me, I wouldn't have my junk hanging out.  But based on people talking about them online, I guess it works?!?  Have you ever done this?

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18
Mar 06

The Commandments of Amateur Pornography

Nothing here is safe for work.

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13
Feb 06

The One about Valentine’s Day

What are you and your sweetie going to do? More...Some Valentine's Day Facts from the Census Bureau… It's a bad time to be single according to the Pew Research Center: Half of the single but looking group only go on one date every three months…Of the Americans that characterize themselves as single (7% of the population), only 16% are actively looking for love. Some links may not be safe for work… More... Edit: Check out the least popular Valentine's hearts on BadCupid. Also, it seems like Valentine's Day is just another Pagan Holiday the wacky Christians ripped off. Girls (and guys): Diamonds are not your best friend. Here's why…

Gift Cards:Law and Order CardsStar Wars cardsFlying Spaghetti Monster cards

Toys for Him and Her (well, mostly for her): Bluetooth (wireless via some cellphones) controlled vibrator, a Clone-your-Bone or Match-your-Snatch Casting Kit, Naughty Nads (pubic hair shaving templates), an iPod controlled vibrator, a personally programable vibrator,and the Fleshlight,

General Zod chimes in with his thoughts on Valentine's Day…

Here's something (as in words) to finger through: LiteroticaMyMasturbation