22
Dec 12

You guys still here?

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Guess that whole Mayan thing was made up.


13
Sep 12

Warmachines: Shout it from the rooftops.

It’s not enough to be a ninja-assassin, politically:

Obama just doesn’t understand his job as war chief of this big crazy tribe. A war chief doesn’t have to win; only a wonk’s view of the world would see things that way. A war chief has to look like a war chief and talk like one. And yell a lot. Obama just can’t manage that, and when he tries, he makes us feel stupid. He embarrasses us, trying to sing along to a tune you know he thinks is just dumb.

 

It’s a shame in a way, because his war wonks did a pretty good job actually running the wars. I like to think of them grumbling about it now, a bunch of youngish dressy-casual technocrats drowning their sorrows in frappucinos at some suburban DC Starbucks, counting off their so-what accomplishments: “We got out of Iraq … not one American killed there this year; we took down Qaddafi without one single American casualty; we killed bin Laden right in front of the Pakistani Army and got away with it; what does a C-in-C have to do to get a little respect around here?”

 

The answer is: He has to look convincing when he holds our enemy’s head up on a stick and shows it to the crowd, all drippy and drawing flies. That’s what we want, and Obama, with all that creepy self-control, is the last guy you’d pick for that job.

You must also display heads on pikes.

 


11
Sep 12

Shorter 9/11 was NOT an inside job.

There were plenty of signs that we would be hit in an attack like 9/11 during 2001 but the Bushies couldn’t see it because they were too determined to find a reason to go after Saddam Hussein.


11
Sep 12

9/11 Related Posts from the Archives

What were we talking about all summer?  Sharks.

What should we teach the children?

How 9/11 changed us online.  Also social networking and crises.

What Hunter S. Thompson said.

9/11 and Star Trek?

9/11 was a failure of imagination?

Gate Rape?

Security theater?

Jack Bauer and torture?

Domestic Spying, here.

Remember how we collectively shit ourselves after 9/11?

How about our constant (and accelerated) erosion of privacy?

Don’t you think the narrative of Flight 93 is a little too perfect?

Pat Tillman, his brother, and a bank job?

Lastly, a Grand Unifying Conspiracy Theory.


11
Sep 11

The Man in the Red Bandana

From ESPN, a video: Ten years later: remembering a man who led people to safety after terrorists struck the World Trade Center on September 11th – a former Boston College lacrosse player whose trademark was a red bandanna.