03
Dec 12

Unusual Christmas Movies

Machine Gun Ho Ho Ho

So, if you ask people for their favorite Christmas movies, almost all of them would say White Christmas, Elf, Christmas Vacation, or A Christmas Story [previously].

Here’s a list of movies from IMDB which mention Christmas in the film’s descriptions, ranked by the number of votes the movie received from the IMDB community.

Films you might not have considered include the Godfather, 1941, Gremlins, Lethal Weapon, and both the first Rocky and Rambo!

The results might surprise you.


03
Apr 12

Topher Grace’s Star Wars III.5: The Editor Strikes Back

I’m not quite sure how I missed this being as it was everywhere circa early-March on plenty of sites I frequent like BoingBoing, AVClub, and WaPo.

Darth Vader

It appears that Topher Grace [IMDB] took the three Star Wars prequels, a smattering of content from other sources like the Clone Wars animated series, an audio book, and the original trilogy, and ruthlessly excised superfluous content, distilling the 7-hour opus into a concise 85-minutes.

SlashFilm’s Peter Sciretta details the edits.  The explanation leads one to believe that Grace trimmed the fat while leaving the meat on the bone, whereas Lucas continually packed both trilogies with increasing amounts of ‘pink slime’, to the extent that the original theater releases of the original trilogy cannot be purchased.


01
Jan 12

Can you watch the 2012 Mummers Parade Online?

This year, the answer is YES.  Also, read what I wrote in 2005 on the origins of mummering.

 


17
Sep 11

Star Worse

Visual Loop has an infographic of George Lucas’ alterations.  BuzzFeed has all of the deleted scenes from the BluRay reissues.  Lastly, Han wasn’t the only one who shot first.


21
Jan 11

Meta-Supercuts

Introductions.  Kramer enters.  Blah, Blah, Blah.  Leonardo DiCaprio freaking out.  Hurley (from Lost) saying “Dude”; every “Dude” from the Big Lebowski.  “I could tell you, but I’d have to kill you”.  The part where the guy says the title of the movie, like from Family Guy.  The cast of Lost or Don Draper saying “What?.”  ”Fascinating!”  Product placement. Shia LeBeuf saying “NoNoNoNoNo!”.  PeeWee saying the secret word.  Nearly every movie released in 2010.  Harrison Ford is worried about his family.  Many movies with the line “Toto, we’re not in Kansas anymore.” Many more movies with the line  “Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a ____ to ____.” “No signal!” “You look like shit”.  ”F*ck You! [NSFW]” The 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time.  Arnold screams.  Noooooooo! Every light saber opening and closing.  Action Movie cliches. “Get out of here!” “We’ve got company!” Every Zombie death in the Walking Dead.  Famous last words.  He didn’t make it. A whole bunch more, possible with some duplicates from the above, with still more in the comments.  Wilhelm screams and slow claps.

See also TV Tropes.