Akkam’s Razor

OK, so these are issues that a guy never has to address.  While skimming through my daily news, I come across this accidental nipslip by a famous actress…

Hillary Swank takes the twins out …

Now answer me this … I've gone my entire life waiting for something like this to appear before me, and it's never happened … never got to see some real accidental nudity.  There's no way an actress, being all image conscious, walks out of the house, wearing a sheer shirt, knowing pictures are going to be taken, and forgets to wear a bra.  I said this previously - it's gotta be all about attention, right?  If I wanted someone to pay attention to me, I wouldn't have my junk hanging out.  But based on people talking about them online, I guess it works?!?  Have you ever done this?