Akkam’s Razor

What are you and your sweetie going to do? Some Valentine's Day Facts from the Census Bureau… It's a bad time to be single according to the Pew Research Center: Half of the single but looking group only go on one date every three months…Of the Americans that characterize themselves as single (7% of the population), only 16% are actively looking for love. Some links may not be safe for work… Edit: Check out the least popular Valentine's hearts on BadCupid. Also, it seems like Valentine's Day is just another Pagan Holiday the wacky Christians ripped off. Girls (and guys): Diamonds are not your best friend. Here's why…

Gift Cards:Law and Order Cards…Star Wars cards…Flying Spaghetti Monster cards

Toys for Him and Her (well, mostly for her): Bluetooth (wireless via some cellphones) controlled vibrator, a Clone-your-Bone or Match-your-Snatch Casting Kit, Naughty Nads (pubic hair shaving templates), an iPod controlled vibrator, a personally programable vibrator,and the Fleshlight,

General Zod chimes in with his thoughts on Valentine's Day…

Here's something (as in words) to finger through: Literotica…MyMasturbation…