Akkam’s Razor

1. I hate wearing clothes with the manufacturer’s name on it.  If I’m going to be a billboard, I’m charging you rent.
 
2. I’m adopted.
 
3. I have ADHD
 
4. I am sports illiterate.
 
5. I am deeply conflicted by almost everything.
 
6. I am an activist about everything (how I vote, products I buy, where I shop, everything).
 
7. I think people are basically good, but when presented with an opportunity for personal gain, they will act in such a way that benefits the group they most identify with, which might just be themselves.
 
8. I hate email forwards…that picture you sent - I saw it 2-months ago.  That joke? It’s not funny.  And no, dying babies aren’t saved by emails, & Bill Gates doesn’t want to give me $10,000.  Before you send that email, you better visit ‘Snopes’.
 
9. I ALWAYS go with the underdog.
 
10. You know that part of the brain that stops you before you do something really stupid, dangerous, or offensive? Yeah, I don’t have one of those.