Akkam’s Razor

Wow, I’ve had plenty of visits by people trying to find out why Mrs. Victoria Osteen was kicked off asked to leave her domestic flight.  Personally, I could care less, but…

Here’s the original article from Sploid:

"She failed to comply with the flight attendant’s instructions, and they were asked to leave the flight," FBI spokeswoman Luz Garcia said without elaborating on the disagreement.

That’s a little short on details, isn’t it.  The Houston Chronicle has more:

"She was just abusive," said Sheila Steele, who said she was sitting behind Victoria Osteen. "She was just like one of those divas."

[...]

Steele said Victoria Osteen was upset about liquid on her pull-down tray and asked a flight attendant to have it cleaned. When the attendant, who was carrying paperwork to the cockpit, told her she couldn’t do it immediately, Osteen replied, "Fine, get me a stewardess who can," Steele said.

She said Victoria Osteen pushed a flight attendant and tried to get into the cockpit. Passengers quoted in the Colorado paper did not address those details.

Soon after, authorities were called to the plane, she said, although it was not clear Tuesday whether they were airline officials.

Garcia said Continental officials contacted the FBI about the incident. The agency decided not to investigate.

I guess she’s lucky that the air marshalls responsible for this weren’t on the plane.  Funny how the FBI doesn’t investigate this one?