Akkam’s Razor

Read Akkamsrazor like a Pirate!!!!!!

Happy Talk-Like-A-Pirate Day, ye scurvy sea cows! You can read up on the scrimshaw of the origins of the holiest of days in the faith of the FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) here at Wikipedia. And remember, pirates were the original gangsters. Via Cupsuptic:

Young Bobby also explained that “global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s,” and made the case in compelling statistical fashion. (2) In this way, Pirates have become an important symbol to us Pastafarians. Be sure to greet your mates with an enthusiastic “Ahoy There!” If you have difficulty rigging your speech to pirate, you can use this infernal gadget.