Akkam’s Razor

OK, it’s official, when a celebrity goes out with see-through clothes and exposed nipples (Mischa Barton, Jennifer Anniston, Keira Knightley, Sharon Stone, Hillary Swank, Anne Hathaway) either intentionally or as an “oops” flash (Tara Reid, Lindsay Lohan, Mischa Barton, Elizabeth Hurley), it just has to be for publicity. There is NO WAY that you look in the mirror before you go out and think anything else. Disclaimer: Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Unless we’re talking about Jude Law. Or Courtney Love. And maybe Pamela Anderson.